Talk Like a Pirate Day

Okay, I find this funny. One of my favorite phrases when I am annoyed is "aaarrrgghhh" it is on my yahoo IM status all the time. So, in honor of that, I found these female pirate pick up lines from the guys that originally came up with the idea. I think number 1 is my favorite.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

This site has all kinds of fun stuff and is the original creators of Talk Like A Pirate Day.

and another site with a translator

Destination Ecstasy

My newest release from Loose -Id is out. Destination Ecstasy is my first foray into the world of the Menage, and I have to say I had way too much fun writing this.






Title: Destination Ecstasy
Author: Tina Bendoni
ISBN: 978-1-59632-541-8
Cover Artist: April Martinez
Price: $3.99
Genre: Erotic Contemporary Paranormal Nontraditional Sexualities
Length: Short Story


Maia is a young woman with some personal issues she needs to work out, so when her friend gives her a two week paid vacation to a private resort in the Caribbean, she takes it eagerly. It's a great chance to do something different and have some fun. But she doesn't expect that fun to come in the shape of Dante and Kale, two of the hottest men on and off this planet.


Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content, graphic language, and situations that some readers may find objectionable: Ménage (m/m/f).

Tarot Card Anthology: Synchronicity Vol 1 by Tina Bendoni and Michelle Hasker

Tarot Card Anthology: Synchronicity Vol 1
Michelle Hasker and Tina Bendoni
ISBN: ISBN: 978-1-60313-036-3
Cover Artist: Jinger Heaston
Price: $5.99
Genre: Erotic Paranormal Romance
Length: 8 short stories


One woman. 22 cards of the Major Arcana. Join Abigail Montgomery as she does 22 special one card readings in Philadelphia. Things are not always as they seem. Neither is Abigail, or her readings.
From a woman who needs to learn the magic of love, to another who has to accept her inner beauty. A man who learns to look within himself, and a woman who has to face Death to move beyond. Will these people make the right choices for happiness? Or will they be forever lost to love?